This might not be that funny to those that have never been there, but there is a suburb close by where we live called "Frankston" that doesnt have the should we say best reputation. My first time there in 1989 the guy who drove me there got into a fight with someone who had a broken bottle as a weapon, not cool to say the least. I (SC) actually worked in frankston for nearly ten years and love the place (it has cleaned up by the way and has my fave skate park ever)
but could not help but laugh when I saw this T-shirt in a store in Frankston. I think i want it.